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We’ll begin with this contribution from @AccessMonitor who was the first person to refer to Mr. Bill as the Cabin Boy over at Hogewash—cabinboyblob3

Here’s one Here are a couple from LibraryGryffonDancing Dead BillLittle Shop of Eldritch Horrors

And here are a few from us at Kimberlin UnmaskedStay-PuftSchmalborman
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Kyle Kiernan sent us these—CBBS Mask for Scaring ChildrenFeldt-Fail-ChartThe Horror From Out of Elkridge

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And the 13th Duke of Wymbourne joins in—Mayo Bill

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Mr. Bill created these. We took them from an archive of one of his old Twitter accounts—Erziehungsmethodeenhanced-buzz-20617-1360737720-1Screen-Shot-2013-12-31-at-9.42.17-AM

Here’s one more from our stash at Kimberlin Unmasked
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  1. full disclosure: I stole the Cthulhu based one I submitted. Somebody else made a long while back but it was too good to leave out.

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  2. It’s all so VERY amusing. Ho! I’m fat. Show your pictures, you overfed mamma’s boys!

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  3. Bill decided to try and join Fergie’s failed band

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  4. OMG! Those new additions up above are great! Some are definitely shudder-inducing, but too funny!

    Be well.

    Bwahahahahahahahaha!

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  5. I got nothing. Sorry, I really couldn’t get something together. But this is great!

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  6. Hey Shaky- its kinda quiet on Twitter without you. When you get a new account (because you will- you just can’t help yourself,) make sure you announce it over here! Thanks!

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  7. Heh, Bill! Well, you know what they say in Hollywood: “There is no such thing as bad publicity.”

    And this is, of course, not a picture of you. It’s of a fish. A very ugly, blobby fish. I can’t imagine why I thought it might be appropriate here. Can you? I mean, clearly, like I said, it’s just a fish, right?

    Be well, Bill Schmalfeldt. Be well.

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  8. I had to clean my screen again after spitting water all over it and the desk! These pics are funny!

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  9. Can’t believe I forgot this one!!

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  10. This is the best you can do? Really? Mmmm…. ok.

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    • Heh. It’s sure got your panties in a wad, Blob.

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      • Not so’s you’d notice. I mean, if you put any effort into it I might be slightly irked. But making fun of me because I’m overweight? Really? That’s the best you all can do? I shouldn’t be surprised.

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      • We already saw your head explode with a threat on your Twitter timeline, dummy.

        So, yeah. We did notice your Depends were in a wad.

        Your threats are going to trip you up good one day, Blobby Boy.

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      • Oh, and by the way; Bill, less than half of the images use your obesity (you left overweight crying at the docks) as the basis of the humor.

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      • Morbid obesity, to be slightly more precise. Now, Bill, I know you confuse easily, so: morbid in this sense doesn’t refer to your preoccupation with skulls and corpses and such. It means that you’re so horribly fat that it’s actually killing you, even as you sit there, getting a little bigger by the day.

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  11. Why isn’t Grace3g using her actual handle? Shame?

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    • How would you even begin to guess what that sensation is like?

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      • I see it reflected in the way anonymous cowards hide. Izzat yer real name, Dianna?

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      • He wouldn’t and couldn’t.

        The soulless have no sense of shame… ever.

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      • Hide?

        Have you had the “anonymous cowards” conversation with your handlers — I mean “excellent friends” — like Harada, WhoIsNumberNone, XCitizen, Neal’s hundreds of socks, etc., etc., etc?

        Have you accused Matthew Lillefielt or Bill Matthews, or [fill in the blank] of being an “anonymous coward” — or, are you just a raging hypocrite… per always?!

        Meh. Just wasted words on a screen… because the Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt is the TRUE COWARD, and just runs away like one when questions asked of him become too uncomfortable to answer, and the answers, if he were EVER to be honest, hit just a little too close to his pathetic and deceitful life.

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    • Shame? Not even close, Blobby Boy.

      Imagine that… the Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt is wrong AGAIN.

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      • See, Grace? There you go again. “Blobby Boy.” What are your dimensions, sweetie puss? Hmm? Care to put your own fat ass where your head is?

        So, why not use your handle? Don’t want to associate Grace3g’s Einstein-like comments with this trash? I understand,

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      • Do you ever just burst into flame with all that hatred, Gracie?

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      • Wrong again, Blobby Boy. I don’t hate you. I just despise what you represent… pure evil.

        Now run along… oops. My bad.

        I mean… now roll away, Blobby Boy. Don’t you have a “BS Exposer” Twitter account to flaild0x?

        Loser.

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      • Bill, we don’t hate you. That would take too much energy. I personally have a morbid interest in your carryings-on. Similar to the reason this video has over 3 million views.

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      • I already know who you are, Grace. Dianna Deeley told me.

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      • That would be a neat trick considering Dianna has nary a clue as to my real identity, Blobby Boy.

        Oh. That, and the fact Dianna would have no reason to share anyone’s personal information with the likes of you.

        See? Dianna is someone with character and integrity. Hit the dictionary for the definitions, dummy.

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      • I’m sure Dianna has all that, “Grace.” Get her some shampoo and conditioner and she might even be somewhat attractive.

        But you, “Gracey”? I feel your hatred probably shows on your twisted, woodlike face.

        And you’re not bright enough to BE intimidated, Grace. All you know is hate.

        But you shall have none of mine.

        May the Lord Bless You and Keep You
        May the Lord Lift His Countenance Upon You
        And Give You Peace.

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    • Oh, Bill, you great mayonnaise coated lummox, what’s there here to be ashamed of? There’s nothing her that you haven’t done and far worse.

      Tell us, you great. addle-pated horseshit-covered sack of FAIL, how many faildoxes are you up to now? Give us a number within 3 of my number and I might consider letting you back in to TMZ, if you do one more thing as well:

      Give one example from your life of a misfortune you suffered that was ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT.

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      • Marrying my second wife? Duzzat count? And you invented the mayonnaise meme, boychik. And let’s see… I was wrong about the Causeys and admitted it. Not sure about Chris Heather. I’m sure there are a few more. But you cowards are an oily bunch, And fail? Fuck, laddy! If you never fail, you’ve never tried. Babe Ruth’s lifetime batting average was .342 — that means he FAILED TWICE for every time he succeeded! Now, if we knew who you actually are, coward, we could compare your record against mine. I don’t think you have the balls.

        You SAYING it’s a fail does not MAKE it a fail. Your boy Andrew Ballard f’rinstance? Where’s he? Why create a whole LinkedIn file, lying about his college credentials?

        Your whole LiFE is a fail, “Paul.” You HAVE no life. You had to go crying to Hoge to save yourself from being exposed as the hack you are. And you are a hack, Paul. Mildly entertaining. Marginally talented, But a hack without an original idea in your thick head.

        Sorry about your life, “Paul.” I’m quite happy with mine. I know that galls you and requires you to make up lie after lie after lie to show these FOOLS how fucking CLEVER you think you are.

        I suppose you can claim to be clever. A rhesus monkey is clever in its way.

        Now, dissolve into obscurity or tell me your name so I can sue you properly. Cunt.

        Oh…

        Be well.

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      • I remember a fellow who once told me, “Be brief, Paul. Make your point and move on.” Or words to that effect. Do you recall who that was, you deranged and adjudicated cyberstalker?

        So, in that spirit of brevity, let me help you out and re-state what you have said here.

        I duck. I dive. I fail. I blame. I envy. I am Schmalfeldt.

        Oh, and to answer that question you had? I can duck a subpoena for as long as it takes for you to find me (forever) and to pay for the privilege of serving me (twice forever).

        Good luck.

        Die soon in pain.

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      • Oh, Paul. Don’t worry, sweetheart. I will. Probably not in pain, though. But I will. And WordPress will turn you over in a heartbeat and Hoge will turn you over as soon as he feels the slightest pressure.

        Envy? YOU? A person whose entire existence depends on whipping up hatred of someone he doesn’t even KNOW?

        Oh, Paul. I don’t want anything bad to happen to you. That would spoil the fun of watching… you… squirm.

        Work on that reading comprehension, boychik.

        And be well.

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      • No. No. Blobby Boy’s Depends aren’t wadded in the least.

        Ahhhhhahahahahaha!

        Rage on, impotent dummy.

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    • Oopsie Poopsie. I just realized I only addressed the ridiculous “shame” part of your ridiculous comment.

      Not that you deserve any of your questions to be answered… EVER — but, I was simply trying out “BS Exposer” to see how it fit and looked prior to starting a new blog, and maybe a new dedicated Twitter account to go along with it.

      #StreisandEffect is a bitch, eh?

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      • SURE you were, Grace-Marie! SURE you were.

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      • Run with that, Blobby Boy. *cue flaild0x 4,874*

        “Grace-Marie.” Is that supposed to intimidate me or something?

        I swear. It’s like taking candy from a big, fat, stupid baby.

        Hey! Big, fat, stupid baby! You can call me Andrew Ballard for short. LOLOLOL!

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      • Well, you do manage to get all the Lickspittle Cliches in each post. So, do you get a cookie?

        It grieves me that I just do not care about you, personally, Gracey Wacey. I just know that you and Janey Waney are two (if you aren’t the same person) of the most obnoxiously hate-filled harridans it has ever been my misfortune to encounter.

        Imagine how happy you would be if you just forgot that I even exist. But we know that can’t happen. I figure you spend the whole day stalking, hunting, combing through the Interwebz, looking for shit to use against me. And that makes me sad. For you.

        I’m guessing that between you and Dianna, she’s the far more attractive one.

        But that’s just a guess.

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      • As true today as it was when I wrote it. Think of all the time, effort and money wasted so far. What if you used all that energy for something worthwhile, to HELP people?

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  12. Be well.

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  13. You are beyond stupid if it’s taken you two bleeding years to figure that out – and that after your idiot buddies over at that disgusting site pointed to my Linked-In profile.

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    • I have SO MANY idiot buddies. You need to be more specific, honey pot.

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      • Indeed you do. How many of them exist solely in your head?

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      • Other than YOU, Pablo? You’re not real. You’re a pretend cowboy with a filthy beard and no actual life.

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      • Is this another faild0x, Blob? It sure looks like one. Come on, wrap it up! I can’t wait to find out who I am!

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      • What faildox? You call yourself Pablo. You’re a phony cowboy, you have a filthy beard and people can tell you’re coming if you’re upwind. Did I lie?

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      • And I’ve seen full body pics of you, jug butt. Are you pregnant, or is that just beer fat?

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      • You’ve seen this picture of my wife and me, Blob, because I showed it to you, and that’s all you’ve seen. I’ll let it speak for itself.

        She refers to you as “The Human Penis,” btw.

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      • That’s odd. I refer to you as the bearded lady of the cowboy clown circus. Now, piss off Chunky.

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      • You can refer as you will, but you’re a notorious deranged cyberstalker and all around scumwad, so I’ll just consider the repulsive, socially rejected source.

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      • I am nothing of the sort. You don’t know the first thing about me, Pabs. Now, what have I done to harm you PERSONALLY? Or are you just sticking your nose into business you have no reason to stick your nose into?

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      • By their fruit you will know them.

        Your fruit it putrid, Blob, You should stop flinging it all over.

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      • If you don”t care for the fruit, stop shopping at my fruitstand,

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      • You keep visiting places you’ve repeatedly been told you’re not wanted looking for something to be OUTRAGED!!! about. So go fuck yourself, Blob. You want to be left alone, you know exactly what to do. GO. THE. FUCK.AWAY.

        You’re incapable of that, aren’t you?

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      • I don’t get outraged, Pabs. I get amused. Now, how have I offended you? What have I done to cause you personal harm? Or do you just hate me because that’s what’s expected of you?

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      • Oh, Blob, you don’t even believe that. This is why you keep whacking that deceased member of yours and crowing about how YOU’RE THE PLAINTIFF AND YOU’RE CALLING THE SHOTS NOW AND EVERYONE IS GOING TO PAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!

        Just fuck off, ya demented, dick dented freak. I hate you just about as much as a pile of runny dogshit on my walk, which is to say that you’re not interesting enough to hate. In a more perfect world, you too could just be hosed away. But in this world, you’re going to have to be mitigated in court. I’m a big fan of that effort. It’s better than just about anything on the telly.

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      • Give your wife a little more fiber.

        And go play pretend cowboy.

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      • It’s a shame you don’t have the good sense to be embarrassed, Blob. A sentient man with any scrap of a soul would be horrified, and on his knees seeking deliverance and redemption.

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      • From who? YOU? I’m right with God. You don’t know the first thing about me, Pabs.

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    • I know that’s not God you’re right with, Blob.

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  14. Grace3g just can’t stop thinking about my underwear!

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    • Underwear? Yeah. Riiiiight.

      Courtesy of you, and your disgusting habit of over-sharing, we already know that the gravy-and-mayo-stained pajamas your lazy, worthless ass lives in are covering up your Depends.

      Depends ain’t underwear, boy.

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      • I haven’t worn Depends in quite some time, sweetie bear. I don’t eat gravy, I don’t like mayo, and that’s all shit you retards made up and believe is true. But you know what? I like you stupid. Nice and stupid. Are you as purty as Dianna?

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  15. Blatant copyright theft, 4th-grade “humor”, oh… I am SO offended by this parody of mockery.

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    • Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetleju… Oh, waitaminnit, wrong weirdo. Bill, I take your comment to mean, based on abundant past exposure to your leaden sense of irony, that you aren’t offended by “this parade of mockery” at all. In fact, I bet you are just revelling in it, like Sally Fields when she gushed, “They like me! They really like me!” For you, though, it is knowing that people are paying attention to you. If nobody does, in your mind I’d guess you would feel like you don’t exist. Admit it, you need this. You need these pictures. You need Team Lickspittle, John Hoge, and all the rest to let you feel like your existence is justified.

      You need to seek help, that’s what you need to do. If you could demonstrate one tiny spark of self insight, of basic human decency, of what you were at some point in your childhood, I could see a whole lot of people turning away to get on with their lives. But no, Bill. You’d rather be the “Liberal Grouch,” some kind of wannabe Hunter Thompson. Only, out there somewhere, Hunter Thompson is laughing at these pictures as he scratches a bump on his ass and thinks, “goddam poser.”

      Give up. Go live the rest of your unimportant little life safe in the knowledge that you have accomplished only meaningless things, influenced no one, and changed nothing in this world for the better. But, Bill, kiss your wife. Pet your dog. Wave at the neighbours. There’s always hope, if you are open to change. Good luck and, oh yes. Oh my God yes. Be well.

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  16. Well, back to the nursery school mockery, kiddies! Have fun because I’m so, so FAT! And shakey! And all that stuff that stupid people mock out of stupidity.

    But most of all?

    Be well.

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  17. Enh. Oh well, we had one bright spot, then you got boring again.

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    • You are BORED! When we’re having so much FUN? How about if I fall. Will that cheer you up?

      OK, here I go.

      BOOM!

      There. I fell and bumped my elbow.

      That makes you feel better, right, Gussie?

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  18. And please believe me when I say I would much prefer that some sort of Lickspittle Plague overtook you all and I never had to be bothered with you ever again. You need ME more than I need my next breath of air. If I pull back, one of you will do something outrageous to pull me back into the fray. And now, lookitwhatchagot! A lawsuit. And as many of you as I can identify (thanks, BTW), and as many of you as I can fit into a courtroom, assuming I live long enough to do it, you will feel the pain of being sued by a man you loathe — a man you do NOT know, don’t know the first thing ABOUT, nothing other than the fantasy fables you’ve created that have become part of the official “Lickspittle Canon.” Wanna know the real me? Do what the pretend Andrew Ballard was gonna do. Contact my coworkers at NIH. Calvin Jackson. John Burlkow, Waleola Akinso, Dr. Marin Allen. Dr. John Gallin. These people know me and they love me. Please don’t bother Belle Waring — she’s been very ill. But she was one of my best friends. You know what you THINK you know. And that’s it, Kiddies. See you in court.

    And be well.

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    • Blob, you are the world’s greatest oversharer. Everything anyone needs to know about you has rolled out of your big, fat stupid mouth or landed on your keyboard. And then some.

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    • Wait, wait… You are going to sue people who’ve posted pictures here? Can I send you my address, Bill? There’s lots of lawyers I know who will make your life pretty miserable in defending in litigation you can’t win, and you’d better figure out pretty quick how to erase every bit of all the harassment you’ve ever done using the Internet. I’d start yesterday, because litigating a libel/slander/defamation action for someone like you is going to be one long process of having all that stuff shoved up your, err…nose.

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    • People treat ME like shit, they get TREATED like shit.

      It’s the CIRRRRCLE of LIIIIIIIFE!!!!!

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      • In what way did Lauren Stranahan treat you badly? What did that single mother in Wisconsin do to you? What did either of the Dan Foremans you were attacking a few days ago do to you? Chris Heather? The actual, not pseudonymous Earls in AZ? The Causeys?

        For that matter, what did Lee Stranahan or Aaron Walker do to you, first, before you started investigatingharassing them and their families? Not a damned thing. They wrote facts and opinion about a guy who set off a series of bombs and failed thereby to outright murder anyone only through pure dumb luck. Emphasis on dumb. Like you, you malevolent toad. It’s the merest of coincidences that you look exactly like you act. You could be a physical adonis, and you’d still be the same loathesome stupid toad that we mock, because that is what you deserve. You’ve earned it, over and over, for at least a decade.

        Those of us who are anonymous do not fear you. We simply don’t choose to allow you to annoy, much less menace, our families, business partners, employers, friends, whatever. Because that’s what you do. You can’t successfully or even unsuccessfully argue for what you think are your opinions. So what you do when someone disagrees is attack grieving mothers who never said a damned thing to you. You’re incapable of genuine political or social advocacy, so when your position is challenged, you harass and threaten. You’re incapable of actually forming an opinion, so what you have are the mere notions of a bien pensant, unthinkingly adopted from Jon Stewart and others you wish you could emulate. You want to be a gadfly, but the best you can do is mosquito. Depriving you of targets for your abuse isn’t cowardice, it’s just common sense.

        As to your lawsuit: calling you demented or deranged is not a psychological diagnosis. It’s an opinion, based on your very unusual and easily documented behavior. Calling you a cyberstalker is not a legal finding. It’s an opinion, based on your very unusual and easily documented behavior. In case you don’t get where I’m going with this: the expression of such opinion is absolutely protected by the 1st Amendment. Even the very small subset of Lickspittles who imply that you commit crimes, like beating your wife, do so in a way that is obvious hyperbole, which is also protected. You simply cannot win, even should you correct the numerous other flaws in your pleading. You have no damages not of your own making. You don’t even have the resources to try the case, should it survive the first MTD.

        Go away. Stop bothering people on Brett Kimberlin’s behalf. Stop attacking people who think you’re weird for being so damned weird. Stop being so weird. Enjoy your remaining time with your lovely bride.

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      • Oh, go the fuck away! You don’t know what you’re talking about, you don’t know me, I don’t know you, I don’t WANT to know you, I’ve done NOTHING to you, so leave me the fuck alone unless you want to join the defendant list, in which case you should stop wasting my time and just give me your fucking address,

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      • Defendant for what? For what tortious act might you sue me? Unauthorized [by you] possession of an opinion? Knowledge of facts you’d prefer forgotten? Mopery with intent to lurk? Do tell. You have done something to me, by the way. You’ve offended my tender sensibilities with your self-important preening, just now, and your putrescent nature, every other day. Thank your lucky stars that those are no more tortious than anything I’ve done.

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      • New rule. How have I harmed you? What is your beef with me?

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      • You don’t get to make rules for me, or anyone else on the outside of your depends, Bill. Asked and answered, just scroll up. Now go ahead and answer my questions of you, eh?

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      • I don’t wear depends. Just good old cotton underwear. Now, what have I done to personally harm YOU? And if the answer is NOTHING, who put you in charge of exacting justice for others?

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      • Again, you have offended me. You have disgusted me. Your conduct toward others irritates me, and I choose to take this irritation out on its source. Why would this in the least mystify you? You are offended by others attempting to hold Kimberlin accountable for his actions, even though they never did you the slightest harm. Who put you in charge of Kimberlin’s brass-knuckles reputation management?

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      • How have I offended you? How have I disgusted you? What sort of conduct are you talking about? I am not offended by people holding Kimberlin accountable. He did his time. The law is satisfied with him. So should everyone else be, unless he commits some new crime. His life is not YOUR business or MY business. I am in charge of nothing. I write my opinion. You don’t like my opinion? Fine. Who put YOU in charge of holding Kimberlin “accountable” for ANYTHING?

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      • I’m all out of patience with this pustule questioning me. Fuck the hell off, you repulsive creep.

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      • Sure, If you can’t answer the question, swear at me and dismiss me. Examine your own life, stay out of mine,

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      • Now, now, Mr. Bill, this isn’t your blog. You shouldn’t be telling anyone that he should go away. If you’re not having FUN here, perhaps you should leave, but you’re welcome to stay and make a fool of yourself—if you mind your manners.

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      • OK, I’m applying the new rule. What is your beef with me? How have I harmed you personally. Answer that question and we’ll move on.

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      • You are not entitled to any answers here.

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      • Then you are not entitled to speak to me unless you are willing to answer some questions first.

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      • What makes you think that you have any standing to make rules for someone else’s blog?

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      • This is MY rule for dealing with trolls like you, Skippy. What is your beef with me. How have I harmed you? What is your reason for including copyrighted images of me in your lame ass cartoons? Have I harmed you personally, or are you just harassing me for the sake of harassment?

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      • You’re doing the exact same thing you accuse me of doing to Stranahan, the Causeys, etc. I’ve apologized to them. WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU? Tell me, and we’ll work out an apology.

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      • When did we call Child Protective Service on you? When did we publish a picture of one of your underage children with a skull photoshopped to his face? If we were to tell you what you have done to each of us, we would expect that you or one of you buddies would find another way to harass us.

        You don’t need to apologize. You need to find ways to make amends to your various victims.

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      • Are you Mrs. Causey? No? I apologized to the Causeys. They lied about my past and the circumstances of my contacts with them to a judge. I feel that I am MORE than square with the Causeys, And if you honestly thought a child was in danger would you NOT call CPS? I’m not the first person to call them re the Stranahan kids. It happened once when they lived in New Mexico. I did what I thought was right, and I’m glad it turned out the kids are OK. Now, again… who do I need to make amends to that I haven’t already? And why is it any of your business?

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      • If you can’t (or won’t) tell me what I have done to harm you on a personal level, then you are tacitly admitting that you are harassing me because you enjoy harassing me. So, what did I do to you, when did I do it? And how badly were you injured?

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      • Start honestly making amends. We’ll consider talking after we see the fruits of that work on your part. Otherwise, if you keep doing the same thing, you will keep getting the same result.

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      • What do I have to make amends for that I have not already made amends for?

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      • Bravo, AJ!

        However, truth does nothing but piss the poo-flinging, Deranged Cyberstalker off. He has no excuses for the way he has behaved and treated people. Many people. Repeatedly. For years. Bill Schmalfeldt has done everything he could imagine to make enemies out of everyone he runs across.

        Murum aries attigit. It’s all downhill for him from here on out… and, he knows it.

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      • How have I harmed YOU. How have I personally done anything to YOU? OR are you just hateful for the sake of hatred?

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      • AJ, I like the cut of your jib!

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      • Get a room.

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      • “Sure, If you can’t answer the question, swear at me and dismiss me. Examine your own life, stay out of mine,”

        Speaking of answering questions…

        I’m still waiting for your answers to my questions, you hypocritical coward.

        Have you had the “anonymous cowards” conversation with your handlers — I mean “excellent friends” — like Harada, WhoIsNumberNone, XCitizen, Neal’s hundreds of socks, etc., etc., etc?

        Have you accused Matthew Lillefielt or Bill Matthews, or [fill in the blank] of being an “anonymous coward” — or, are you just a raging hypocrite… per always?!

        Meh. Just wasted words on a screen… because the Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt is the TRUE COWARD, and just runs away like one when questions asked of him become too uncomfortable to answer, and the answers, if he were EVER to be honest, hit just a little too close to his pathetic and deceitful life.

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      • I’ve explained my use of those names, Gracie. If you don’t like it, too fucking bad.

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  19. See? Now isn’t this fun when I get to answer you cute kids post for post? I LIKE it!

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  20. Wow! We’ve managed to one-up Stacy McCain. He said that the best way to discredit Bill Schmalfeldt is to quote Bill Schmalfeldt.

    That’s true as far as it goes, but it’s even easier to let him post his foolishness here and not have to bother quoting him later.

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    • “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”

      Unfortunately, Deranged Cyberstalkers are immune to learning.

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      • Oh, Grace. The twisted hate harpy. I don’t know about deranged cyberstalkers as I am neither, But I do know rabid hate skanks tend to have a lot of heart disease,

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    • Ah. The oft-suspended Dog Boy gets to decide what’s foolish and what’s not! And quoting a misogynistic racist drunk? Is that the sort of person you would hold up to your children as an ideal? “Let’s listen to the lying, woman-hating, homophobe saucepot as he slanders a decent human being. Because lying, woman-hating, homophobic rummies ALWAYS tell the truth!”

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      • LYING: I am leaving Twitter forever x100. And, a plethora of other lies far too numerous to post.

        WOMAN-HATING: C*nts. Twats. Fat. Ugly. Husband hates them. Etc.

        HOMOPHOBIC: Photoshopping faces onto porn in homosexual positions as an insult (one of which is under a court seal). Attacking Ali Akbar x100 for his sexual preferences.

        SAUCEPOT/RUMMIES: Consuming three drinks a night x seven days a week as the over-sharer has claimed in the past. (This is from memory, and I actually believe the professed number of drinks consumed was even higher.)

        Thy name is Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt.

        *BZZZ* Try again, dummy.

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      • What online porn? Never attacked Ali for being gay. Attacked him for being a jerk. You have your numbers wrong. At most 2 glasses of port wine or sherry, maybe three on weekends until I stopped four years ago

        Now Grace, out of respect to Connie Hoge I’m done playing with you so I can focus positive energy her way,

        You wanna hate me? Go ahead, Hate me, Make up whatever reasons that suit you, Just leave me alone.

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      • Like you have always left those alone who have asked?

        Nice try, Blobby Boy.

        Too little. Too late.

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      • Oh, Grace, So much hate. So little brain. Hasn’t this been fun? I think so, The rules are simple. Throw shit at me, I throw it back at you. It’s really quite simple, Don’t throw shit, you get none thrown back. Now, I am ordering you to go stand on your head on the balcony. Either that, or never, ever contact me again. OK, sweety baby poopsie cakes? Go hate someone else for awhile. People who shoot innocent Muslims, for instance. Go hate them and get the fuck out of my life

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      • Contact YOU?

        You are truly losing it, Mr. Four Restraining Orders.

        And, when you are not purposely reaching out and contacting others directly (Deranged Cyberstalking and Peace Order Violations, anyone?), you are in your sweaty-palm, happy place on your Twitter timeline barking like a rabid seal begging for attention.

        Oh. And, I don’t take orders, Blobby Boy. Move on and peddle your impotent declarations to someone who actually cares what you think.

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      • What is the reason for your pathologic hate? What have I done to harm you personally? You obviously care what I think because you keep mocking me. So, why? Why not focus that energy into something positive?

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      • Here. I’ll. Type. This. Real. Slow. So. You. Can. Maybe. Understand. Blobby. Boy.

        You are a Deranged Cyberstalker.
        You stalk good-and-decent people.
        You harass good-and-decent people.
        You threaten good-and-decent people.
        You hurt good-and-decent people.
        You support evil. You are evil.
        Good-and-decent people face evil head on.
        Good-and-decent people endeavor to stop evil.
        The mock worthy tend to be mocked.
        The willfully stupid tend to be owned.
        The malicious and cruel are exposed.
        You don’t get to make the rules.
        You have no power. You have no control.
        Nobody cares what you think.

        Murum aries attigit.

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      • Who am I stalking?
        Who am I harassing?
        Who am I threatening?
        Who have I hurt?
        How do I support evil?

        And you must care what I think, because you keep attacking me when I’ve done YOU no harm whatsoever?

        So, who died and put Grace in charge of righting the wrongs of mankind?

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      • “Oft-suspended?”

        Oh, that’s FUNNY!

        How many more does he need to catch you, you cum-gargling fuckwit?

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      • How many times have I been suspended, Paul?

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  21. This is what I see when Dumbass goes on a rant and starts threatening everyone:

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  22. Now, this “thing” Krendler has planned for March 1. Whatever it is, I hope it’s as WILDLY SUCCESSFUL as this EODBSD event,

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    • Yeah the “Thing”. That’s gonna be special.

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      • Oh, GOODIE! Because THIS turned out to be SOOPER SPECIAL!!!

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      • Now that we’re having this nice chat, answer a question for me if you don’t mind. Your “pen name.” Did you PURPOSELY pick out the name of someone living in the same state as you (you admitted to living in Florida) with a criminal record as long as my arm? Or was that an accident? Ya know, why not just call yourself Josef Mengele or something like that, Kyle Hitler, anything. Why “Kyle Kiernan”? Was it the alliteration that appealed to you? Did you bother to see if you were adoptiing the name of a six-time loser with his mugshots all over the Internet? I’m asking for a friend who is considering changing his online name to “J. W. Gacy McDahmer”.

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      • Hey Chris! I thought we just sprayed for these things?
        Either get the service back in here or get a refund.

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      • It’s. Going. To. Be. Spectacular!

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      • Why does the Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt refuse to answer questions, but expects others to respond to his questions?

        I’ll try again…

        Hey, dummy?

        “Have you had the “anonymous cowards” conversation with your handlers — I mean “excellent friends” — like Harada, WhoIsNumberNone, XCitizen, Neal’s hundreds of socks, etc., etc., etc?

        Have you accused Matthew Lillefielt or Bill Matthews, or [fill in the blank] of being an “anonymous coward” — or, are you just a raging hypocrite… per always?!

        Meh. Just wasted words on a screen… because the Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt is the TRUE COWARD, and just runs away like one when questions asked of him become too uncomfortable to answer, and the answers, if he were EVER to be honest, hit just a little too close to his pathetic and deceitful life.”

        What say you, coward?

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    • You never could be precise, weigh all the facts and not jump to conclusions could you?

      1 – I never said I was living in Florida. I said there were multiple possibilities only one of which was living in Florida. The others are temporarily visiting Florida and having grown up there and still identifying with being a Floridian. You can’t just grab the condition that proves what you want and ignore the rest.
      People are laughing at you.

      2 – You are posting on a page whose intended purpose is to post pictures and you are not posting any pictures and trying to make fun of me posting pictures.
      People are laughing at you.

      3 – You are the one apparently incapable of spelling “words”.
      People are laughing at you.

      4 – You spent a lot of time and effort declaring me to be somebody in a particular place and even spent quite a nice spell in a fear spasm when you thought I might visit you. You even repeatedly kept calling me a felon in a vain attempt to press home your failed ID. Now you want to ask questions about my name and chosen pseudonym?
      People are laughing at you.

      5 – Now you’re trying to impugn my choice of pseudonym by once again trying to link me to an identity I’m not invested in? With lame jokes like that? You have put yourself well on the path to having a reputation as notorious as any of the names you cited except you lack the wit or drive to reach their levels.
      And, as always, people are laughing at you.

      Be well, or don’t.

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      • Kyle, in a Tweet to McCain back in 2012, you mentioned “one of the problems of living here in Florida,” So spare me, And I still have to wonder why you chose that particular name, But as long as you are leaving ME alone, then I guess it’s none of my business,

        See ya,

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      • It’s like trying to describe “red” to the congenitaly blind.

        Nothing about that says I live here/there now. I know the problems inherent in driving a Ferrari but I don’t own one.

        I now rejoin the crowd to continue laughing.

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    • EODBSD?

      “Everyone” is one word, dummy. So is “wordsmith,” Mr. Journamalist.

      And, “pa·thet·ic” is three syllables, and ends with Bill Schmalfeldt.

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      • What is your beef with me? How have I personally harmed you? What is this reason for this mindless hate you seem to enjoy so much?

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      • Nobody hates you, dipstick. You can’t truly hate someone you don’t respect. You don’t “hate” a pile of dog crap that you step in. Its annoying, difficult to deal with, and, if not detected immediately, it stinks up the place. But its not “hate.”

        And, just to be sure you understand, because you can be slow on the uptake, YOU are that pile of dog crap. Not hated, but merely despised.

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    • Trust me, you’ll love it!

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  23. Hey that Dianne Neeley looks pretty good.

    Heck of a lot better than you know who.

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  24. Did anyone have money on a new peace order violation this week?

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  25. Looks like we are being trolled by a troll! The big, mayo loving one has graced us with his unasked presence. I guess he’s bored…

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    • Precisely!

      No one here hates him. Mostly, he’s bathetic; his disgusting antics, persistent fail-doxes, revolting ideas of what’s funny are the things that make us want him off the internet.

      Seriously, all he has to do is stop harassing people, and no one will be mean to him any more. How hard is that?

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  26. Watching William suddenly act like the model of decorum might be the funniest thing in the world!

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    • IIRC — “Above-It-All Bill” has always been one of your favorites, Neal.

      Now we have “Positive-Energy-Zen-Guru Bill.” He’s pretty annoying actually. Thankfully, we all know he won’t be hanging around too long.

      Personally, I look forward to “I’m-In-Contempt-Of-The-Peace-Order-Again-While-A-Contempt-Ruling-Was-Hanging-Over-My-Head Bill.” The splashdown should be spectacular.

      Murum aries attigit.

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  27. Love it! I wanted to join the fun…but I don’t have a pencil big enough to draw Bills fat arse…nor a pen small enough to draw Bills micropenis…

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